Rude Bastards Tour of Amsterdam (CYHIT) | 2 hours 30 minutes

104 Reviews | Amsterdam
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Inclusions / Exclusions

  • Mobile ticket
  • Offered in: English
  • Local Guide
  • Gratuities
  • Lunch

Overview

This tour of Amsterdam is much different than the usual politically correct. Think of this as the politically incorrect tour of Amsterdam, so bear that in mind when going on this tour. It will be full of bad language, bad taste jokes and, yes, of course, a history lesson!. No snowflakes allowed!

Itinerary

  • Centraal Station

    Our guide meets and greets, explains the tour and the location and the introduction of the city Amsterdam.

    25 minutes

  • Cafe Karpershoek

    Details of why this place is and was so important. Your guide will give an overview about why this city is the way it is. Of course some fun local tips. Most importantly, the first registered tapper, Vrerick Geritssen starts selling beer 1606!

    15 minutes

  • Nieuwezijds Gay Sauna

    This is one of the oldest inhabited parts of the city. Your guide will describe how life was like back then, how much fun it was and what kind of stuff they dug up from this area.

    10 minutes

  • Dam Square & Damstraat

    We will share what each century contributed and what changes were done at this location. Naturally describe all the other modern day events that go on here as well. Oh yes, there are some cool buildings too!

    20 minutes

  • Begijnhof

    This stop we will talk about who stayed in these places, its interesting history and its uses for today. Could be fun!

    15 minutes

  • Museum Het Rembrandthuis

    Here we get to talk about how awesome Rembrandt was and all the crazy things that he did. Wrap up the overview of Amsterdam.

    15 minutes

  • Amsterdam Museum

    We will have a chat about the type of museums in the Netherlands and Amsterdam. Of course the surrounding buildings and area .

    15 minutes

  • Bloemenmarkt

    A brief background on how it started and where it is today!

    5 minutes

  • The Waag

    This is where conclude our tour and share about all the madness around us and retract on the things we got to see.

    25 minutes

Sample Menu

Additional Info

  • Wheelchair accessible
  • Infants and small children can ride in a pram or stroller
  • Service animals allowed
  • Public transportation options are available nearby
  • Suitable for all physical fitness levels

Free Cancellation

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Reviews

4.9

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Great and funny tour of Amsterdam City Centre

Published on Mar, 2025

Flóra was a great guide with lots of great info about Amsterdam locations and history, as well as funny jokes along the way! A very fun tour that I highly recommend to anyone visiting Amsterdam looking for a more non-traditional experience.

They live up to their name

Published on Feb, 2025

Flora is really a charming girl. She fills your trip with positivity, humour and fun while also giving you knowledge about the city

Fun and great walking tour

Published on Oct, 2024

Maya was great fun and informative. Clear instructions for meeting point…even contacted us via WhatsApp with photos of where to meet a couple of hours beforehand. This is the 2nd Rude Bastards tour we’ve done and we love them. It’s light hearted but gets you around the city and you see and learn things you would have otherwise missed. Highly recommended.

Informative and entertaining

Published on Oct, 2024

Maja was very knowledgeable, funny and helpful for any questions! Coolest walking tour I have been on! Highly recommend!

Nice walk around the city centre, fun facts included.

Published on Jun, 2024

Very nice walk around with witty stories about the people and locations of Amsterdam. Don't worry- no history lesson- more like a happy little break from the serious tours. Thank you so much for time!!

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